Hey guys(or whomever that reads this) , my blog has been shifted to http://crisshrtionary.wordpress.com/

looking back , i started this blog in 2007 , go figure, it has been a good 3 years blog.

reading all my old posts , i felt how childish i was for the past years , too bad i dunnoe how to post old archives on my blog , the posts will surely give you a good laugh.

but i realised another thing too , i have grown more mature for these past 3 years, of course including this parts there are some stuff that cannot be posted online , and a few of the closest friends know (right josh?)

i want to hold on these treasured memories , so that when i grow even older , i will find all my past , stories of my youthful life , how i fought for kosenrufu as a member of ssa and a CIC in Npsd .

stories of me being with friends that used to be closed to me , before we flipped out because of faggotzation , counter striking with a pokerface . Fortunately , however , still friendly with 6~7 of them , exluding npsd though .

somehow poly friends dont stick.

and yes , cross leveling make things worst . friendship is like a candlefire , candle's burning out , and cross leveling is the friggin pail of water .

so much politics in poly that we could become a country by ourselves.

but ohwells , keep the good stuff and do away the old huh.

like i told my ginna friend ,

dont keep grudges , it make one unhappy , you get one less backup , one more enemies and lots of shit in your life -criss

i wish blogspot will keep this blog forever , but i aint sure , some idiot hacker might crash the whole server.

cya at the new blog! =D

still at gear four.

apparently during this lesson , i got praised for driving like a QD(qualified driver) aka TAO JIA (drive illegally without a qdl) driver lols.

raymonds says that i got so many patterns and habits that QDs have that he asked me whether i got tao jia , and of course i said no , unlike so many people out there , i dont have the luxury of practising with a family vehicle , simply put , my family dont have a damned car.

apparently this time i have to practise what he taught last lesson , the down shifting and the shit.

turning's still as bad , somehow my body always tell me not to turn early , but halfway turn liao then turn like a madman , apparently raymond doesnt like this.

removed the habit of one hand on shiftgear and one on steering wheel , somehow a new pattern came up.

when i downshift , guess what , i turned the gear from 4 to 2 , apparently raymond doesnt like this too , and doesnt allow , however at first i did not realised , as when he was explaining this , i was looking at the girls that walked past in the car =P , 2nd time and he decide to tell me

"eh , i want you to go to gear 3 , then half clutch and gas , then to 2 then half clutch and gas"

took him long enough to say it , by then the stupid hump come liao , what to do?

FLY OVER THE HUMP AT 3 GEAR =D=D=D=D=D

steady? apparently raymond DOES NOT LIKE THIS ONE BIT.

he decides to say

"eh you liddat go tp confirm fail one leh"

zz , i was like jitao sian diao..

during the turns around the looping around the neighbourhood , apparently , i sported another pattern.

when i turn , i clutch in and freewheel around the turn.

and this.does.not.go.along.with.raymond;s.style.one.bit.

it will give a 4 point dismerit though.

apparently you need to gas your way through and when some idiot come chiong the road , you will zam the brake , and if you dont clutch in time , your car will freaking stall , guess i have to get over it then.

nearly bang one idiot though , luckily raymond zammed his brake (which is why having a l plate car is important).

i wanna learn parking soon!

Happy birthday sensei =D

anyways had our 2nd SD study meeting at tsc , as expected , there is a big attendance that we nearly filled up the hall. met lots of familiar faces(as usual) ,

lecture was about rikko angoku , a gosho about the daishonin's shakubuku in ancient japan.

it was a scene about the daishonin writing a testimonial to hojo tokoyomi , shooting down the old and outdated teachings of shakyamuni and propagating the updated lotus sutra's teachings.

even though he knew that he would be outcasted and faced with heavy persecutions , he still went on to do it , for the sake of the people of japan , whom then , was suffering from the long line of disasters.

i feel that we should inherit his spirit , and do kosen rufu the way he do (during his time he was critizing all the religions , which isnt very practical in this era i guess?)

went on to have dinner with william , jiawei , jerry , zijing , peichong , ruizhen and all . insisted on sharing one table as we dont want anyone to be left out. went to order this stupid hor fun that costed $6 WTTFFFFFFF



and it is damn tough , might like it better if i dont have my braces.

ohwells , moving on to the Youth Leaders meeting.

leaders meeting are always so grandieur , combining performances from the Ymd Brass band and of course the ywd's kateyokai's flag bearing performance.

inspiring speech by Mr Ong , GD of ssa as usual. BANZAI

left the meeting refreshed and inspired for 2010's kosenrufu struggles.

a Happy New Year celebration aint a good celebration unless you celebrate with your closest friends -Criss

and it is so!

DCB - danny , cb , balvinder bands again.



went down to town to watch fireworks like we do every year.

but thanks to my strange powers of prediction and a rather foul mouth,

"eh we stand here hor , the fullerton hotel block how?"

and somehow it really happens , the damn fullerton hotel blocked the damn fireworks.

banglas CHIOOOOONG towards the sound like idiots, while the 3 of us are like sian 1/2 , so nvm , we decided on future plans.

thus we decided to leave the firework , and go to my place to eat since the 2 of them dont feel like going home that night.

went to take the mrt , and even though the fireworks haven end , there is already a crazy amount of people at the mrt station , lucky?

decided to bounce from marina bay , since we are already at raffles.

reached my house , we decided to have a movie marathon and have a wine session but we were all hungry , so decided to dial for food.

canadian pizza? out

pizza hut? out

kfc is out by default LOL

onl thing left is macdonald

so we watched ,

rushhour
lust cautions (uncensored)LOL
my name is zohan

we didn opened the wine lol

hmm that's about it lol

Apparently , there are SO many rules in traffic practical

-4 for touching your gear shift

-4 for letting one hand off before clutching

and those are bad habits that i ALWAYS have.

raymond is unusually naggy than he is , probably it is at night.

learning driving at night is damn stress , i cant sense where the gear shift is , i cant feel where the pedals are , it kinda suck cos i always over shift to gear 5.

taught me downshifting , his instructions are fast , i cant catch up , then when i missed the chance to practise downshifting , he kpkb me -.-

practise turning at a carpark , when there is people , he always tell me to go , dotz sia , make me nervous only sia.

ended up learning turning , somehow for some reason , i always orient right then i go straight. probably becuase im afraid of mounting curb.

then he keep kp me for not turning enough at the start -.-.

so after that practised downshifting somemore , bad habit , i always put my hand on the gearshift before clutching in and shifting.

so i became something like....hand on gearshift , speed reduce , clutch in , gear shift , hand leaves gearsift

but it is suppose to be

reduce speed , clutch in , hand leaves steering wheel , hand on gearshift , change gear , unclutch , and gas abit.

somehow this habit , which i got from playing wangan , became so bad that he even elbow locked me LOL.

ended lesson at 10 , no more night lessons for me soon. i HATE night lessons.

woke up early , met Jiawei at 168 bus interchange , and as usual , girls are always late , so waited for WenJing.

then who knows , when she came , the 168 came too , tried to rush , then missed it LOL.

went to a indian to eat some stuff , roti prata's not bad , nice service too , can order from the person no need walk around lol (non self service), curry's just nice to my appetite.

body was feeling chui whole day , thanks to the digestion disorder i have been getting these few days , but i still stroved to do a whole day's of zaimu LOL

first group : wenjing , me , jiawei , charlotte , karen.

karen and charlotte are from FD , it explains the childishness within them (whoops).lols

slacked around , talk talk talk

eventually , it was 3.30pm and it was time for them to knock off , so ended off with camwhoring


serious face , but apparently someone isnt LOL

fail much?

Criss Da BOSS

the cool exhibition guide

why am i so cool? LOL

i dont have a fat tongue thanks

the new Crissilicious pose

yeah we re D.O.P.E

this aint saying much LOL

and so me and jiawei moved on with the second batch

second batch consist of me, jiawei , jiamin , nicholas , kelvin , pei chong

decided that i must overcome myself , so i continued to help out for the afternoon shift.

body is totally chui , oh did i mentioned that i did not slept last night.

so it was a total 20+ hours without sleep , plus the stupid stomachache -.-

apparently coke does help your stomach , in a way.

it was alot of fun talking with nicholas about cars , discussed with him aout pricing and all O.O , and i reconfirmed my knowledge that driving in singapore is totally expensive.

killed boredom by playing

apparently , i should have picked someone my own size huh LOL

ended with a dinner that went up to 240 from jiamin's father O.O

damn generous man

"order what you all want to eat"

"pai ku wang(pork rib) ah? ok lai lai Ta De (large)"

"want fish? , xue yu? (steamed red blood groupa) okok Ta de"

"mai pian xia? (cereal coated prawn)? okok Ta de"

unbelivable , everything also big one sia.

i eat until pai seh sia -.-....

chatted during dinner , he a great speak , teaches all of us about his business and what he did in the past.

i wanna be like him! , have a successful business and treat friends (or kids) dinner lol

ja nae! =D

24th Dec 2009

drinking session with kenneth koh

bought 3 heineken bottles , drank at chong pang kopitiam

kenneth is seh after half a bottle =)

25 Dec 2009

meet danny and balvinder at causeway point.

initial plan was to eat then watch sherlock holmes

initially wanted to watch the 714 show , but in the end as bal show up on 6 , we decided to watch the 940 one instead.

ate pastamania =D=D=D

for some reason , alfredo tasted better , must be because i haven eat for some time LOL.

and so







and as usual , there has to be a hot female lead


Rachel McAdams

victorian dressing anyone? wish i could have it for my wedding in the future =D

bros 4EVA , DCB

26 Dec 2009

Study meeting at SYC

with NPSD =D=D=D

pics





notice the pcb at the left , very cbish right? LOL

JIAYOU NPSD!!

off =)

reached lakeside at 1020 , lesson was at 11

damn early lol , first time i come so early for anything.

apparently , the effect of "paying your own stuff" came up .

was hungry , so went to grab a bite , immediately regret it

smudged chocolate all over lol

then abit paiseh , cause got alot of girl walked past , some are quite the looker though.

waited till 1050 at the bus stop , then i saw a white lancer glx with a L plate drive past.



so i walked towards it.

coming earlier is probably a good thing , at 1055 he let his student go .so i went up to ask if he is raymmond and since he IS raymmond , he said yes lol

he asked me to hope on board , and FOR THE FIRST TIME im nervous , sitting in the driver's seat.

passed him my PDL , he starts recording and all.

then he explains to me all the stuff , bla bla bla , all the payment and appointment things.

well...he was older than i thought , which initially comes as a shock to me , he sound damn young on the phone lol.

lesson starts , he teaches me how to adjus my seat and all. then how to measure the mirrors , from young i always wondered how do people adjust the mirrors outside, but it was so simple LOL , made mistakes while adjusting the rear view , "you must do it the proper way" , rear view mirror's cool , damn big , can see alot sia.

taught me how to steer , "no cross hand" , "left hand right turn" and so on. the horns , how to turn on engine , read the meter handbraking . "soft skills" i would like to call them . soft , yet important.

next he starts to teach about the clutch , brake and engine. he clarified what i was always confused about , engine braking , clutchwork , most of the stuff i know are right , so i just ahev to correct some of them.

next i was taught how to control the accelerator , the car damn power sia , i just stepped 2mm and the power immediately rose to 3rpm , which the instructor say is not good , he want me to go 1.5-2

step 1mm , and power's at 1 , damn

managed to hit 1.7~ , then he tell me to maintain for 2 second,

played around abit , managed to do it in 1 min lol

and we finally went off whee~~

misconception one : at biting point , no gas , car wont move

fact : the car DO move even without gas at biting point , apparently it is because the engine is idling , but it is actually turning , low power is being generated.

rolled awhile without gas , at the start , released clutch slowly as per his instructions.

hit biting point within one try (im a genius lol)

too early to say sia.

he told me to let go of clutch , apparently , if you let go too fast , the car will shudder and engine may stall.

somehow i felt the car engine almost giving up , so i stepped in clutch abit , engine didn stall lol.

next i was instructed to step on gas , which i obviously overdid lol , since im hanging on left foot at the biting point , not easy you know LOL.

held for 2 secs , apparently he is satisfied , he tell me to switch to 2nd gear

STUN

dunnoe why , must be a decisive reflex ba , and also traffic light in 200 metre sia.

instinct kick in , clutch in as well as gas out , gear shift to 2 , kina scolded again for shifting too fast and hard lol.

accidentally let go clutch abit too fast , car jerked , still didn stall , imba. (talent siol)

negotiated a turn , he holding the steering wheel all the way , was abit scared , cause i scared people suddenly popped out , but good fortune dont have LOL.

went to a single carriage way (damn those idiot truck parkers) , was still scared sia , dunnoe other side the bus will stop anot , but apparently , the L sign is imba . went past without trouble.

next at the end , went pass a turn at the road junction , as usual , i scared car will come and i cant stop in time, but luckily that didn happen.

ended lesson , paid the fees.

driving is fffuunnn WWWWHHHEEEEE~~~~~~